what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

So a horse walks into a barn.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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