A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

joke under this line wins _________________________

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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