A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Ebola

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

why are black people so fast? because there black

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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