I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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