- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

world society

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Hail Hitler

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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