whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Have you ever heard of a goose?

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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I'm homeless.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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