I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Swag.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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