- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Me Neither.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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