- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Refridgerator.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

A paralysed man falls over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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