-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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OIO

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Anti Joke

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