- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

A boy with red hair is happy.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

minorities

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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