- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a. why? b. because

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

if you don't like this you're gay

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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