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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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