What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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8--------------------- penis

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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What is cowboy say

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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