- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Feminism.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Knock, Knock Come in

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

John Cena for president

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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