- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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