How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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I am dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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