What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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