- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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