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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

i like men but im not gay

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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