A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Poker face

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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What? Yes.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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