- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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