Knock Knock The doors already open

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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