- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

I killed someone on minecraft.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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