Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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