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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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