We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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