What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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Im batman...suck it losers

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Anti Joke

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