- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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