Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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