Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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womens rights

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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