Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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