- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What's 9+10? 19

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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