- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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