roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Turkey Balls

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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