jd and zach loves vigina

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Poop

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Penis

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Women can vote? WTF

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Women's professional sports

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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