A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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There are 3 prisoners inside a cage. All the prisoners are blind folded and wearing hats. They are told there are 5 hats all together, 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. If one of them can answer what color hat they are wearing they are all set free. However, they have no idea what color hat they are wearing, only what color hat the other prisoners are wearing. They are also not allowed to tell what color the others are wearing. So the game begins: The first prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the first prisoner says "I don't know." The second prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the second prisoner says the same thing, "I don't know" Now the third prisoner didn't even need to take off his blind fold. He already knew the answer. He said, "Sir, I know I am wearing a red hat" The guard smiled and all the prisoners are set free. Why? If the first prisoner saw the other prisoners blue hats then he knows he's wearing a red hat because there are only 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. But he sees one guy wearing blue and one guy wearing red, so he says "I don't know." The second prisoner took off his blind fold and the same thoughts occur. If he saw the other prisoners wearing all 2 blue hats, then he knows he's wearing red. Instead, he sees one guy wearing a blue hat and the other guy wearing a red hat. So he says "I don't know" Now the third prisoner doesn't even need to take off his blind fold. Why? He heard the other prisoners saying they don't know, which led him to believe that all they saw was blue and red hats. That means if he takes of his blind fold he will see that both of the previous prisoners will be wearing blue hats and since there are only 2 blue hats available, he must be wearing a red hat.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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My Butthole.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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can you pass the soap?

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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