Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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