- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

YEAH THEY DO!

. . I am a whale

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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