- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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