- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

A black student graduated High School

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

mikey is cute

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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