I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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