What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Black people stink of shite!

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Turkey Balls

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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