Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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