Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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A bar walks into a man

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Women's rights...

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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