- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Prostitution is bad.......

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Your mother just died.

Today is March 22.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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