Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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I am very humble.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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