How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

A child walks into a classroom.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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