Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Girls soccer

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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