You dropped something.... Yo lip

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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women's rights

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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i killed my family

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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