What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

so today i took a poop. hehe

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Barack Obama plays basketball

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Justin Bieber.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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