Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

feminists.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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