- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

God

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Your face

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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