- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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