Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

The game.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

why was the old man on the ground he fell

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Pianos.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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