A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Anti Joke

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