Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

women's rights

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

What did Washington say to California? WC

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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