- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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