The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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were you expecting a joke

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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well now

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