what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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i hate black people

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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