- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

im @ work, LOL.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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