What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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what has genitial warts? me

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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