GOODBYE

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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