Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Ron Paul for President!

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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