- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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