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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

I am dyslexic

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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