- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

i hate black people

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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