- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

A paralysed man falls over.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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