Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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