- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

GOODBYE

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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