Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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