- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

John Cena for president

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Knock, Knock Come in

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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