How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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