- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

these are shit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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