A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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www.xnxx.com

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Your mom is so nice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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cats are pussies

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