What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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