- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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