- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Me Neither.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Do you like apples? Yes

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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