What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Why was the gay guy sad?

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Chuck Norris is dead......

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Massie is a fatass

your face

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Daniel is a fag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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