What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Peas

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

I'm homeless.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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