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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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