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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What's an Anti Joke?

Gay marriage is freaking gay.