- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Once, I went to Peru.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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