- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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