Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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get in the car.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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