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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

William wright is Gay

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Hail Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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