- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

A baby seal walks into a club.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Hail Hitler

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

world society

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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