- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

You tell me. I have amnesia.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

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