- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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