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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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