Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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