- Anti Joke

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross