- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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