- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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