Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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