could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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A person from Singapore eats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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