- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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