Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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LET

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Chlamydia

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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69

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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